Cthulhu - The Ultimate Gaming Chair
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NEVER LEAVE YOUR CHAIR AGAIN
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TIRED?
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HUNGRY?
Glizzy gobbling garnering too much game time? Have your food delivered straight to you with just a thought! -
MESSY?
Shave time off your morning routine and hop right into your game. Let the chair do the rest!
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FAQS
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How do I control the Razer Cthulhu? You don’t! The arms operate on their own, and will teach themselves how to best serve you. -
What if I don't like the way the Razer Cthulhu behaves? The Razer Cthulhu’s behavior is derived from its interactions with you. If you’re unhappy with the behavior this may be a skill issue. -
Somebody claiming to be from the future told me to destroy my Razer Cthulhu, is this a scam? This happens all the time and is a classic example of a “phishing” scam. We recommend you terminate all contact with this person. -
What AI model is the Razer Cthulhu based on? ny’thaloth thul byoth azoW ulu -
How do I deactivate the Razer Cthulhu? It’s starting to scare me. Please locate the “Gem of Domination” within the packaging. Use the Gem to assert your will over the chair. If you succeed the AI should reset to factory conditions. -
The chair beat me in a battle of wills; I've had to hide in another room...I can hear the chair looking for me. Thanks for letting us know! We’ll add “Hide n’ Seek” to the product features!